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發表：天涯台客	2013-01-20 15:46:05	閱覽數：697322	(IP: )	T 3777	引　用

回應：什麼和什麼	2016-04-08 03:10:58	(IP: )	T 3777_R 754	引　用

01. Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.

02. Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter: I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you are vegetarian.

03. Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

04. Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, he is not a very good swimmer.

05. Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: What do you expect for $1— a live one?

06. Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my soup?
Waiter: I wouldn’t know, Sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

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